Eighty-Cents For A Cup of Coffee From A Twenty-Dollar BillĖ The Shortcuts Way of Living
Imagine entering a shop and receiving your cup of coffee. In this case, what you think of as healthy natural additive flavoring is actually artificial, and indisputably not aimed at boosting your health. Additionally, it has a substance which requires only five seconds in the stomach to cancel out all of the hydrochloric acid in the stomach, which directly and instantaneously prevents the liver from releasing at least twenty-eight life-critical enzymes. This STOPS the gallbladder in its tracks so that zero bile is released into the food. The last of these three alone stops the human body from digesting food and it also and separately prevents the body from withdrawing any nutrition from whatever other food is being enjoyed at the time. Wait, wait, you are nowhere near done with this experience.
In addition to all this, the owner of the shop, seeing that you have no problem paying eighty cents for a pennyís worth of coffee in a two-penny cup. Before you can pay for the coffee, he changes the price to a dollar. Heís now reaching into the area of criminal levels of profit. No, dear, he sees you and he knows you are a sucker. Pay careful attention now.
As he accepts the twenty dollars you hand him, having no smaller bills, he decides you are such a sucker that he announces to you with such lugubrious sorrow on his face that youíre afraid he may burst into tears, that you and the rest of the many customers have to pay an additional dollar for each cup you buy because he wants a car that costs three hundred thousand dollars.
In order to make sure that he gets enough suckers into his shop, he does not wait for you to reply. Instead, he says, "I also have to charge you another additional dollar for each cup to pay for advertising."
Because you are still standing there, he realizes that you have no limits; that you are in that percentile of people who are actually falling for all of this, so he then says as his hits the cash register buttons, and yes, he still has that crease of mourning saddening his brow, "Forgive me, but since youíre clearly an idiot, I have decided that Iím also going to charge you yet another dollar for every cup of coffee you buy so that I can give a few of my friends enough money to buy boats and cars, okay?" Poor and ignorant person that you are, you smile and say, "Of course. To get a cup of THIS natural and healthy coffee, Iím happy to pay a few extra dollars per cup."
This brings him so much pleasure that his frown turns into a wide and welcoming grin as he welcomes you into his corporate family. "Thatís great to hear, "says the owner and now-C.E.O., "because I no longer want to actually sell you the coffee anymore, so Iím going to hire someone to sell it to you for me. Not to worry," he continues, "Iím going to hire poor people who are either desperate or as dumb as you are, and instead of paying them more than me in return for them doing most of the work, thatís right, Iím going to screw them just as I shall screw you hundreds of times every year for quite some years to come, until you die from the toxins you do not realize Iím secretly putting into your coffee every day."
Nodding as you sip your coffee, not knowing that your liver is now in one hundred percent arrest with respect to all digestive functions, your silence encourages him to continue.
"No, poor people should remain poor, so I ONLY need one more dollar for my three-cent cup of coffee in order to pay other people to do the work. Iíve got a three-hundred-thousand dollar car to drive. Screw charity, this is about ME."
Much as I love to share the good endings with people, I can be hopeful while still fearing that you may or may not understand my unyielding personal and professional belief that this horrific slew of crimes will only be corrected, again, in my opinion, the day you stop buying coffee at Starbucks. Until then, I can only hope they sue me so that I can countersue via indisputable evidence of the foregoing and end up owning the company so that we can give eighty percent of all profits to the people who actually bring all those millions inÖ. except weíll do it for eighty cents per cup, not five dollars.
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